"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
06/26/2016 at 02:06 • Filed to: INDEPENDENCE DAY 2: THE ELECTRIC JUGALOO | 3 | 19 |
Jesus that was a shit movie, so many expected and cheesy cliffhangers, cliché lines: “let’s kick some real alien ass”, the 5 main protagonists somehow all had to have a happy ending which made everything a mess.
I fucking hated it, almost left mid movie, but I had popcorn left.
Also managed to quadruple-park, as the shopping center was utterly and completely empty. No SR20 tho.
TheHondaBro
> My citroen won't start
06/26/2016 at 02:11 | 2 |
almost left mid movie, but I had popcorn left.
Fucking priorities, man. I like that.
My citroen won't start
> TheHondaBro
06/26/2016 at 02:12 | 0 |
Well, the popcorn did have truffle oil on it.
Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
> My citroen won't start
06/26/2016 at 02:12 | 0 |
How big was the popcorn and did you end up finishing it? I get the smallest one and I could never finish it all. UGH.
AntiSpeed
> My citroen won't start
06/26/2016 at 02:13 | 0 |
If a sequel comes out more than two decades later, it’s probably best to skip it.
My citroen won't start
> Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
06/26/2016 at 02:13 | 0 |
Biggest one with truffle oil on top. I did end up finishing it but I had to eat my M&M’s in the car park.
Berang
> My citroen won't start
06/26/2016 at 02:14 | 0 |
What were you expecting?
My citroen won't start
> AntiSpeed
06/26/2016 at 02:14 | 0 |
I know, but it was midnight and everyone still had energy, not enough to go to a club or social event, so the movies it was.
Flies With Thunderbirds
> My citroen won't start
06/26/2016 at 02:14 | 0 |
Will Smith isn’t even in it.
My citroen won't start
> Berang
06/26/2016 at 02:15 | 0 |
Idk, some “let’s cash in” cheesiness, but that was way too much.
My citroen won't start
> Flies With Thunderbirds
06/26/2016 at 02:15 | 0 |
He died apparently.
Flies With Thunderbirds
> My citroen won't start
06/26/2016 at 02:16 | 4 |
His contract sure did.
My citroen won't start
> Flies With Thunderbirds
06/26/2016 at 02:18 | 0 |
I expected more from Goldbloom
Alfalfa
> My citroen won't start
06/26/2016 at 02:22 | 0 |
So I’ve heard. My movie reviewer friend simply just said “We’ll now it’s obvious why they didn’t do a press screening.” He also said it was kind of like waiting 20 years after Speed to watch Speed 2.
Xyl0c41n3
> My citroen won't start
06/26/2016 at 02:43 | 0 |
Brent Spiner was funny. But I could've done without seeing his ass through those see-through tighty-whities.
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> Xyl0c41n3
06/26/2016 at 02:49 | 0 |
His character and Goldbloom’s dad were the only ones I actually enjoyed, the ones that didn’t bother me had minimal screen time (Jeff Goldbloom, the psychiatry expert) and the rest were just obnoxious cliches.
Hot Takes Salesman
> My citroen won't start
06/26/2016 at 04:30 | 0 |
The only movie that Jeff Goldblum cannot save from itself
Funktheduck
> Flies With Thunderbirds
06/26/2016 at 09:39 | 0 |
I read somewhere he wouldn't do the movie since they wouldn't cast has real life son to play his son in the movie. Looks like he dodged a bullet in the end based on what reviews I've read.
Flies With Thunderbirds
> Funktheduck
06/26/2016 at 11:10 | 1 |
He said years ago that he wasn’t interested in acting in a sequel.
random001
> My citroen won't start
06/27/2016 at 07:40 | 0 |
Saw it, liked it. Totally my jam, as the kids say, but I am ridiculously easy to please when it comes to my reality escapist personality. The less realistic it is, the better it is. I've seen some shit.